So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up
THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes
the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm
the guilt as you quietly look away
Petition for Disney to make a spin off of The Weekenders where the kids are in high school and they have to deal with the pressures of the future and Tish is the only one with her shit together.
The “Later days”?
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
When I was a child, it was believed that animals became extinct because they were too specialized. My father used to tell us about the saber-tooth tiger’s teeth — how they got too big and the tiger couldn’t eat because he couldn’t take game anymore. And I remember my father saying, with my brother sitting there, ‘I wonder what it will be with the human beings that will be so overspecialized that they’ll kill themselves off?’
My father never found out that my brother was working on the bomb.