On this date in 1999, 15 years ago today, Lemony Snicket’s The Bad Beginning was first published, and things have been growing worse ever since.
Under no circumstances should you watch Daniel Handler’s speech on the creation of the series, or one of the only instances of Lemony Snicket interviewed on camera and reading out loud from The Bad Beginning.
you’re the only person I would allow to be shrunk down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine
- Submarine (2010)
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO
EVERY SINGLE SCIENCEY PERSON I KNOW LAUGHS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE OR INEVITABLE AND GENERALLY SCIENCE-RELATED WAYS EVERYONE MIGHT DIE AND IT’S MY FAVORITE THING
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about
These past 8 days have been unforgettable. I can’t think of a better way I could have spent them. You never cease to amaze me. #blessed